Elisabeth Whispers

and offers...a soft kiss.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005)

Elisabeth is a degreed professional who decided to enter this business at the end of 2004. She has a BA in English and completed her education as a non-traditional student in 1998. She then entered the non-profit sector in Dallas, with which she is still involved. When the economy really took a turn for the worse she was laid off and has been in the proverbial pickle since. During her time studying this business she has discovered certain aspects that are really exciting to her and those that are not. And that's just like a real 9-5 job, right?

It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic.
-W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)

Elisabeth is a true BW (big woman). The term "BBW" is distasteful to her and one just will not see this on her website!!! She has blond hair (chin length and wavy), rosy cheeks and hazel eyes. Her complexion is fair. Elisabeth is 49 but all of her friends say that she looks younger! She is 5'7" with a 46DD chest. She's a big girl! If you would like to meet someone nice and fluffy with a huge smile, then that's Elisabeth!

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Here's Elisabeth's secret. She has fantasies that could make a grown man weep. But she is not going to share her deepest personal thoughts until she knows you very well. In real life, she is vanilla. Exquisite creamy Haagen-Dazs vanilla with a tart cherry on top, vanilla with vanilla bean accents, vanilla dripping with organic honey, vanilla with a twist, vanilla with a splash of Chambord, vanilla with hot fudge drizzled all over the top or vanilla with delicate multi-colored sprinkles. But vanilla. Please do not ask her for something that she would feel uncomfortable talking about. If in doubt, don't. Elisabeth can be shy. Just go with that. You will find yourself pleasantly surprised.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
-Plato (427 BC-347 BC)

There are many things that Elisabeth likes and she would like to share that with you. Books are great and her most favorite things (other than, well -- you know). She likes to read biographies and reference books, such as collections of quotes, which are wonderful "toilet" reading. Elisabeth is not really into popular fiction but she has been known to grudgingly read an "Oprah's Choice" novel and to her horror, just love it. She likes books that feature photography and gorgeous images. Elisabeth can hold her own discussing Shakespeare and other classics. Well, most of the time!

Elisabeth loves flowers. Her passion is for orchids. If you surprise her with a living orchid plant she will consider that the ultimate expression of kindness and regard for her feelings. Although freshly cut arrangements of flowers are lovely, she personally prefers living plants for her home and she always plants perennials in her garden. Her thumb is slowly going from purple to green, which has been a blessing for the garden.

Starting in the early 90's Elisabeth decided that she really wanted to see the world. She hasn't traveled quite as much as she would have liked but did manage to backpack through Mexico for a couple of months. Elisabeth spent another two months in Europe but still hasn't seen Great Britain. She would love to visit Ireland since she thinks that she has some Irish blood in her. She has hiked in the Alps, cruised the Red Light district in Amsterdam and enjoyed drinking in 40 degree weather at the beer gardens in Prague. She really does like to travel but hasn't been out of the country in a very long time, with a couple exceptions. She traveled to both Canada and Peru in 2001 and visited Costa Rica just this summer. That's just not good enough! Elisabeth really wants to see more of the world. The sooner the better!

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

Elisabeth recognizes that this text has been very matter-of-fact. But she has read so many ads for escorts and they range from dreamy to nasty. What she is looking to do is to make a few new friends who are kind, sensual and looking for a like-minded and open companion that can speak in complete sentences. If you find that the two of you can also create your own garden of earthly delights then so much the better. That would be a treat for her as well!

Here's wishing you a day full of unique and wondrous possibilities.

Elisabeth ...not the usual one